Unfortunately, I must inform you that you have overstayed your welcome. It is nothing against you in particular. I do believe that you are under the influence of some very bad companions and have lost your way. Since you arrived in June bringing along Misters High Heat and Humidity, your annual friends Afternoon Showers and Balmy Nights have left and decided to spend these past several weeks on the west coast.
The situation, really, has become intolerable and is bringing even more unwelcome guests such as Sir Cabin Fever, Lord Outrageous Energy Bill, and the twins Ms. Crankiness and Mr. Grumpybutt.
Therefore, you are hereby being evicted from the eastern and southern US. Please remove yourself and your loitering friends. We have decided to accept Ms. Autumn early admittance application.