Sunday, July 25, 2010

Dear Summer:

Dear Summer:

Unfortunately, I must inform you that you have overstayed your welcome. It is nothing against you in particular. I do believe that you are under the influence of some very bad companions and have lost your way. Since you arrived in June bringing along Misters High Heat and Humidity, your annual friends Afternoon Showers and Balmy Nights have left and decided to spend these past several weeks on the west coast.

The situation, really, has become intolerable and is bringing even more unwelcome guests such as Sir Cabin Fever, Lord Outrageous Energy Bill, and the twins Ms. Crankiness and Mr. Grumpybutt.

Therefore, you are hereby being evicted from the eastern and southern US. Please remove yourself and your loitering friends. We have decided to accept Ms. Autumn early admittance application.

Sincerely yours,

metro atlanta

7 comments:

*karendianne. said...

Right on!

Micki said...

I hope that your post helps! It is cool here all summer. Come on down to Ireland.
Micki

Karin said...

Amen, sista!

sewprimitive karen said...

From your lips to God's ears.

Linda said...

My sentiments exactly! I keep wondering how I can keep my sanity until mid-September!

Needled Mom said...

So....that is where our summer is. Please send it right away.

Susan said...

If it were only that easy!