Iffen ye don't know about this 'oliday, check out this web site for all things pirate. Aye there's e'en a pirate gloss'ry iffen ye don't know pirate speak an' a pirate translator iffen ye want to change yer post to Piratese.
I had to give a speech at me non-pirate job today an' me boss wouldn't let me give th' presentation in Piratese grrrrr. No fun and would'a made it more interestin'--shiver me timbers it would'a. Aye, I'm off to watch th' best pirate of em all--Cap't Jack Sparrow.
Raise yer mug o' rum and sing with me "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me"